Consultation →
STATUS: CONTRACTS OPEN Q1/Q3 2027 / UITIKON-WALDEGG (CH) · NORMANDIE (FR)
// SENIOR SOFTWARE ARCHITECT

ENGINEERED
WITHOUT
APOLOGY.

High-consequence digital infrastructure, human-in-the-loop AI audits, and custom tooling for WordPress (Bedrock), Craft CMS 5, and Laravel/Filament.

CORE STACK & CAPABILITIES
WORDPRESS ACTIVE
BEDROCK / ROOTS
100% Deterministic
Composer 2.7 · Immutable .env · 12-Factor standard
CONTENT ARCH ACTIVE
CRAFT CMS 5
Zero Config Drift
Project Config Sync · Matrix 5 Handlers · Edge Cached
BACKEND CORE ACTIVE
LARAVEL 11
4.2k req/sec
Octane Engine · Redis Queue Workers · Sub-10ms Boot
ADMIN PANEL ACTIVE
FILAMENT PHP
Zero Bloat UI
TALL Stack Architecture · RBAC · Pure PHP Form Schemas
INFRASTRUCTURE ACTIVE
DDEV CONTAINERIZATION
Dev-to-Prod Parity
Isolated PHP 8.3-FPM · Mutagen Sync · Local SSL
RUNTIME ACTIVE
PHP 8.3 ARCHITECTURE
18MB Base Footprint
JIT Compiler Active · Typed Class Consts · Strict Types
SECURITY ACTIVE
AI CODE VETTING
Human-in-the-Loop
AST Static Analysis · Prompt Injection Barrier · 0 Leaks
// 01 ARCHITECTURAL OFFERINGS

SURGICAL LOGIC.

Human-in-the-loop senior engineering without intermediate bloat, synthetic hallucinations, or fragmented handoffs.

01 AUDIT PROTOCOL CLAUDE · CURSOR · COPILOT

AI-Generated Code Review & Security Audit

AI models code fast, but they don't carry operational liability. Deep human-in-the-loop static analysis, prompt boundary vulnerabilities, invisible security leaks, hallucinated packages, and structural refactoring before mission-critical deployments.

AST Tree Verification Prompt Injection Surfaces OWASP Top 10 for AI
Deliverable Executive PDF & PR Commits
AUDIT REPO →
02 CUSTOM LOGIC LARAVEL · FILAMENT · PHP 8.3

Bespoke Engineering & Platform Architecture

Tailored web applications constructed for precise business workflows. Specialization in Configuration-as-Code paradigms, elegant administrative tooling powered by Filament 3, high-throughput microservices, and clean API orchestration.

Filament Admin Paneling Config-as-Code Pipelines REST / GraphQL Mesh
Deliverable Source Repos & CI/CD Stacks
DISCUSS SPEC →
03 CMS EXTENSIONS BEDROCK · CRAFT 5 · DDEV

Enterprise-Ready Plugins & Tooling

High-performance, battle-tested solutions for the WordPress and Craft CMS ecosystems. Enterprise custom administrative interfaces, zero memory leaks, composer-driven architecture, and deterministic deployment kits.

WordPress Bedrock Standard Craft 5 Modular Bundles Automated Migration Gates
Deliverable Composer Modules & Docs
BROWSE TOOLING →
04 RETAINER & SRE SLO 99.98% · COMMERCE

Platform Expert Support & SRE

Direct senior-level management for high-consequence WordPress, WooCommerce, Craft CMS, and Craft Commerce systems. Relational database indexing, multi-stage zero-downtime migrations, and edge cache orchestrations.

Zero-Downtime Releases Craft Commerce Scalability Direct Slack Incident Room
Guarantee < 24h SLA Retainer Option
INITIATE RETAINER →
// 02 PLUGINS & EXTENSIONS plugins.thekitchen.agency ↗

PLUGINS DIRECTORY.

Battle-tested extensions and custom tooling synchronized directly from our production repository.

Wordpress Site Utilities
WORDPRESS / BEDROCK Free

Wordpress Site Utilities

A comprehensive suite of utility tools designed for developers and agencies to secure, white-label, customize, and optimize the WordPress administration dashboard.

• WordPress & Bedrock / Roots Compatible
• Composer-driven Architecture
• Zero Dashboard Overhead
WORDPRESS 5.X View in Store →
Craft Commerce Feed
CRAFT CMS 5 $59.00

Craft Commerce Feed

A high-performance plugin to gather and export Craft Commerce products and variants into optimized RSS XML and JSON feed formats compliant with Google Shopping, Meta (Facebook/Instagram) Catalog, Pinterest Product Pin Catalog, TikTok Shop, Ricardo.ch, OpenAI (ChatGPT) Merchants, and custom CSV integrations.

• Craft CMS 5.x Native Architecture
• DDEV & Multi-environment Ready
• Sovereign License Management
CRAFT CMS 5.X View in Store →
TKA Navigation
CRAFT CMS 5 Free

TKA Navigation

A simple Navigation Plugin for all your Navigational needs

• Craft CMS 5.x Native Architecture
• DDEV & Multi-environment Ready
• Sovereign License Management
CRAFT CMS 5.X View in Store →
Age Gate
CRAFT CMS 5 $39.00

Age Gate

A simple plugin that provides Age Verification for your Site.

• Craft CMS 5.x Native Architecture
• DDEV & Multi-environment Ready
• Sovereign License Management
CRAFT CMS 5.X View in Store →
Bexio Synchronizer
CRAFT CMS 5 $199.00

Bexio Synchronizer

Seamlessly synchronize completed Craft Commerce orders and customer contact details into Bexio as either Orders (Aufträge) or Invoices (Rechnungen). Elevate your Swiss e-commerce store with automated accounting, contact deduplication, tax mapping, and instant email billing.

• Craft CMS 5.x Native Architecture
• DDEV & Multi-environment Ready
• Sovereign License Management
CRAFT CMS 5.X View in Store →
Mapbox Field
CRAFT CMS 5 Free

Mapbox Field

A premium, interactive, and high-performance custom field type for Craft CMS 5 that embeds fully-featured Mapbox maps inside entry editing layouts and the frontend.

• Craft CMS 5.x Native Architecture
• DDEV & Multi-environment Ready
• Sovereign License Management
CRAFT CMS 5.X View in Store →
Link Library for CraftCMS
CRAFT CMS 5 $19.00

Link Library for CraftCMS

A highly interactive global link management and redirection engine for Craft CMS 5. usually known from the the Enterprise CMS as "Link Governance" or "Link Database", allowing you to manage promotional campaigns, tracking URLs, and redirect patterns from a single, centralized dashboard.

• Craft CMS 5.x Native Architecture
• DDEV & Multi-environment Ready
• Sovereign License Management
CRAFT CMS 5.X View in Store →
// PHILOSOPHY
EAT YOUR CODE.

“We don't build software. We prepare digital infrastructure for the most demanding palates in the global enterprise market.”

SELECTED CLIENTS & AGENCIES
Switzerland & Europe
VERIFIED
MERCEDES-BENZ
SCHWEIZ AG
VERIFIED
BMW
SCHWEIZ AG
VERIFIED
KENNY'S
AUTO CENTER AG
VERIFIED
DYER-SMITH
DESIGN STUDIO
VERIFIED
JEFF AGENCY
ZURICH · BERLIN
VERIFIED
rosarot
AGENCY NETWORK
VERIFIED
THJNK
ZÜRICH
VERIFIED
HEINEKEN
Switzerland
VERIFIED
TRUFFER AG
Valser Stein
VERIFIED
mBusiness GmbH
Zürich
// 03 CONSULTATION

START A PROJECT.

Ready to secure your codebase with a comprehensive AI code audit, architect custom administrative workflows with Filament, or stabilize enterprise WordPress/Craft uptime? Get in touch directly.

Based in Switzerland & France · Available for remote contracts
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